Ok, imagine it’s 6 AM, and you have turned on your call light so you can request a pain pill. The door opens and….
Now here’s the interactive part for you: Put Patty (see previous post) in this hat. Then, imagine the lights blinking. Then imagine that the hat is viagra-infused and stands straight up, flops back down, and stands straight up again. The lights are still blinking. Suddenly, music fills the air: “Have a very Merry Christmas!” the digital voice sings. Blink blink. Erection. Blink blink. Erection. Blink blink.
This could be a long day.